Monthly Archive for December, 2002

It just keeps coming!

whoo, i missed a new-blog. toe made a bunch of new pages too, but you kinda gotta dig for it.

it really means i’m busy when i don’t have time to surf the web or post to my blog. and i’ve been sore and acheing and tired for the past several days, ever since i finished work (where i was already tired and sore, but not as much so). and so, the lack of weblogging continues as i am heading to new york city in 4 hours. it’ll be a blast, and although my camera doesn’t have enough memory to take zillions of pictures from my trip, i’ll post up the ones i do take. and any highlights which may arise. cool tools! seasons greetings, happy new year and all that!

some posts for the future: new year trip wrap-up, some resolutions, and lots more!

Madness I tells ya!

it’s new-blog madness! i helped eugene, simon and dinu set up blogs on the hiyo.org/blog section. they use weblog publishing tool movabletype which is a lot more fun than blogger though much more complicated.

Simo is starting his page fresh, and Dinu will import his older entries into his new weblog archives when he’s back from his trip (he’s in singapore right now in the airport! he just put up his first post from there! go leave him a comment to say hi!). he’s eating a lot of gum and will soon be arrested by the police there, and then promptly executed for having little regard for their laws there. And Eugene on the other hand is still using his old method of publishing but i imagine him switching soon. hitoshi is totally another story. he can’t make websites unless geocities pagebuilder helps him, so don’t expect him to be a blogging tour de force anytime soon. and as for me, i’m using blogger right now, but my other pages (photos, survivor) use mt, and after christmas i’ll convert this page and the hiyo.org main page to publish with movabletype.

want your own blog hosted by hiyo.org? it’s easy, just give me a ring.

as for IRL news, tomorrow’s my last day of work. i got canned, but that’s ok. things i’m looking forward to tomorrow: my big fat vacation paycheque, a christmas lunch with my whole office (yeah! all five of us), then moving junk to my house in waterloo, then eating dinner, then going home to watch tv and play ALOT of dreamcast. dreamcast dreamcast dreamcast dreamcast! i’m planning on making a dreamcast page and talk a bit about each of the games i own. it gives me a chance to think about videogames when i’m not actually playing them. and to think… this time a year ago i would be thinking about girls as much as i currently think about videogames. have i evolved as a person? or is it just too much living in waterloo having gone to my head? err… we both know the answer to that one. but all kidding aside, there’s nothing wrong with dog-face-ville. really!

notice the weather the past week in toronto? it was freezing at the beginning of the weekend, and now it’s relatively warm now. the foot of snow that fell 5 days ago is now all but a memory. there go my hopes for a white christmas and snowball fights and tobogganing.

and my vacation to nyc fo’ nye is going to be shortly after erased from my memory unless i figure out a way to get more memory for my camera. i ordered a brand new spanking memory card for it from buy.com, and had it shipped to the brother in the states, and what happens? a box that has a packing slip that says my new card is in the box, but of course it isn’t. arrrrrrrrrgh! and now there’s not enough time between now and when i leave for my trip for my brother to re-order it, and then get it sent to me. blargh. so at this point, all i can do i hope that my eight year old pentium laptop has usb. please, please, please, please, please, please, please, let there be usb!

Hi NWRI!

some observations from looking at recent site logs:

  • twice this week, someone from the national water research institute of environment canada has visited hiyo.org. i think that’s pretty cool.
  • a japanese person just did a search for hiyo on japanese google. we’re the 7th link on that search page.
  • for the first week since the new spiffy hiyo.org was started, this page here isn’t the least popular personal site on hiyo.org! i’m first this week, and just barely by a nose too. simo and toe have been consistently rocking me and they don’t even have any pages.

  • and it looks like simo is online right now as i’m typing this post. hiya simo!
  • other than that, the only other observation is that hiyo.org is far from a popular website on the internet. our users look to take up 75% of the bandwidth ourselves.

that’s about it for now.

It’s just murphy’s law

argh. my stupid website is giving be grief. add to that the week i don’t have a car is the week jack frost decides to give me the the worst snowfall of the season. and add to that the fact that i forgot my food for the week before i came to the saugs this week. arrrrgh. and the raptors lost today! to the wizards! i mean, like come on! jordan is held to 2 miserable points, and the raptors still manage to lose? argh. my tickets for the game next week had better turn out better.

in holiday season news, my shoppang is done! whooie! pretty much at least. some other things i’m procrastinating on because i can. like presents for the parents and some people that i won’t even see until after christmas.

no energy for much more on this post. i think my survivor game is really shaping up now. i’m going to try to work on it at work during my space time if i have any. but the work is starting to pick up. five days left and i’m starting to pile up the work… go fig. i post more tomorrow. too much on my mind right now. need to sleep it off. see ya later daddy-os!

So close!

my boss came into my office while i was working on mspmky. i have one week left to work. go fig.

My hobbies are my life

I haven’t had time in a while to keep up with my hobbies. but i’ve been thinking about them so much these past few days, so i need to get it out of my system for now until i can indulge myself in it later.

comic books
i got into comic books when i was about 11. i found a great comic book store and i went nuts. it mushroomed from there. basically all my expendible cash went to comic books (or cards) at the expense of my stomach and my wardrobe. i haven’t bought one in a looooong time. i have no idea how long. but at least more than a year and a half. back in my prime comic book prime, i was buying as many as probably 5 monthly titles. that was when my comic store sold them for us cover with no tax. it’s like saving 40% each time. but with skyrocketing prices and that store going bankrupt, comic books have taken a bigger hit on my wallet. i was worn down to just one monthly title, but even then it’s almost five bucks an ish. and seven bucks each if i wanted to get into marvel knights or any of the other popular books. when you go from fanboy (to the extent my dollar would take me) to one monthly title, you quickly lose interest in the comic book world. i couldn’t even afford to buy wizard, the magazine source for comic books. i fell out of the loop and i haven’t been able to get back in since. i’ve missed the last three canadian comic book expos, even after swearing to myself that i would go to the one in mississauga. i can’t beleive i missed it. such pain. but maybe all is not lost for me. with a full-time geek job in my future a few years down the road, hopefully i’ll be able to get maybe a dozen or so titles reserved for me each month at my local comic store. it’s definately something that i’ll need to save up for and be really patient, but what can i say? i really like comics. come boxing day, hopefully i’ll be able to get my back-issue on. excelsior webheads!

videogames
when i was small, i didn’t get to play that many videogames. it would always be a treat to visit my friends and play on their systems. it was great, though i’m afraid i developed quite a taste for it. often, on the way home from grade school, at the stc stopover, the friends and i would mallrat around and play some video games. remember how many quarters it took to beat that stupid xmen side scrolling game? then after a few summer jobs and saved up newyears/birthday monies, i got my first system that i could actually play in the comfort of my own home. the sega nomad! it was the most amazing, most advanced piece of console gaming hardware ever. it was full color 16-bit handheld power centuries before the gameboy advance was ever conceived. it could play the entire sega genesis library (while 7 years later gba users twiddle their thumbs waiting for the next snes port to come out), had six gaming buttons (to gba’s 4), could hook up to a tv screen (you gotta buy the gc adaptor for the gba for this, which isn’t even out dammit!) and was backlit (haha, yeah right like the gba has this… squint squint)! ah i had so many great games, and all at discount prices because the genesis was a dying console. but what a great investment, no doubt. but i think it was in grade nine (uh… 5-6 years ago) when a marketing campaign started… for final fantasy vii! i’m a loser who had never played any of the other ff games (i never had a snes or a gb (until pokemon came out, haha), i had a sega!) it was then when i realized i needed to mature into the 32-bit man i would need to become to survive in this world. i quickly got off my butt and traded in my nomad for a discount on a playstation system, oh man i had no money after that day (but i now regret giving up the nomad for such a small discount… i would still play it now if i still had it! i had such good games! waaah! i miss it!). and those who know me know what happened. my love for videogames exploded. it was pretty intense. i had a good thirty games and wasted away all of my youth infront of that grey box. then you know what happened? my good buddy who sat infront of me in grade 12 physics told me that the sega dreamcast was 100 bucks off at a doorcrasher sale one saturday morning at toys r us! so what do i do? you know it. i stand out in the cold harsh winter morning at 6am until opening time with toe and i drain my bank account once again. but can i complain? although i felt terrible spending all my personal spending money i definately don’t regret it now. the dreamcast was a much better investment looking back today, 60 games and so many hours of enjoyment that my little white box has give me and my friends (virtua tennis!). heck, i just played 14 hours in the past week every day after work. easily the best console made so far. i’m totally impressed with how well getting a dc turned out. if you were around back in the day, you would have remembered me crying for months when the dc died and went out of business last march! oh well, it was well worth my hard work and earned money. and where are we now? yesterday i spend the entire night thinking about the nintendo gamecube. it’s christmas time and videogame advertising is probably at its highest. combine that with my eternal lonliness here in the saugs. it makes me dream of videogames and the consoles i don’t have. and the system with the most potential to me right now is easily the GCN. i want it so bad. but alas, no money and i have too many videogames as it is (noticed that by now?). huff… huff… okay, i’ll sum this up: i have a lot of videogames… and i want a lot more! what’s next?

sport cards
haha, i spent a lot of money on cards and i don’t think i’ll spend much more. i could put them all up on ebay and make maybe 200 bucks tops, but i guess i’d probably rather keep them instead. for my kids or something.

gagets
reading the internet so frequently and being such a nerd has made your typical gadget freak. i’m a tech spec whore, assimilating gigabytes of information on all the latest trends and technolgies that sadly i can’t afford. but new technology has been my cashdraining hobby of late. i got new surround sound speakers, a handful of dvds, a dvd player all in the past 2 months. which is quite a bit for me when i’m trying to save money to live off of. i’m such a hypocrite: *save money, save money!* *quietly looks around in inconspicuous manner as to not draw attention to me dropping seven bills on a new camera* but hey, i’m a happy hypocrite with lots of gadgets!

sports
not much to talk about here. since high school, i haven’t played much of anything. tried to play a bit of bball, but you know how busy university/work life is. parking lot hockey at my house for christmas? anyone? my interest in sports is feigning (leafs stunk until just recently, raps suck, jays will always suck, not white enough to get into arena hockey or lacrosse). only watching tv on friday nights and saturday doesn’t help an information junkie like myself either. who knew gannon was having such a blowout season? not me. but i’m doing what i can to save my love of sports. going to see jordan play on sunday, then going to see sh-obe the week after that. i’ll keep you posted.

hiyo.org
hiyo.org is still searching for its identity on the web, but as of late, it’s pretty much just my personal site with a bit of other stuff sitting around on the same server. i’ve been thinking of some new personal junk to put up to emphasize this. reading on the internet about my hobbies just makes me want to write about them even more. i’ll probably take the couple hours that i need to convert this from blogger to movable type. using so many different interfaces is too n00b for me. anyone want space on hiyo.org? tell me!

hunnies
how could i forget this topic? i read through my first few months on weblogging last week when i didn’t even know what weblogging or blogger was. in basically every post i talked about all the fine ladies i saw on the way to and from work/school when i was in my last year of highschool. i was totally obsessed with hunnies, and now my weblog hardly talks about them at all. you see what uw and the saugs does to you? i’ve become a completely different person! and now that dark angel isn’t on tv anymore, the only hunnie intake i ever get now is surfing e/n sites and smallville on tuesdays! i haven’t even seen an episode of pmk in months! that’s an incredible drop for where i was two years ago. i’m still thinking about how to solve this. it probably needs a few more months of serious thought, or a transfer to a different school.

music
before university, i listened to a lot of radio, downloaded a lot of mp3s and watched a lot of muchmusic. after university, those things were pretty much cut down to next to nothing. i’ve upped my music quotient a bit, having nothing else to do in the saugs, but come january i’ll be back where i started, except with high speed, bandwidth limit free internet. i’ll try to get back on track with pop culture then if i don’t have to study.

movies
not much to say here either. i’ve been lucky to have been to four or five movies these past few months but it’s hard to get out to see a movie when you’re stuck here in the saugs. you know, all my friends went to see eight-mile without me! now i’m going to have to rent it. but star trek! star trek! if only wesley wasn’t cut from the production reel! star trek! i’m not sure if that’s supposed be a bigger hype that lotr or not, but i doubt it huh? oh well.

i think i’ve covered all of my current major interests. it’s great to be alive!

Website marketing 101

Haha, i found this to be quite amusing. I was cruising through some of my old diaryland entries this morning, and i came across this gem. I just had to repost it here. from February 26, 2001:

i have to wait for some clothes to get washed before i can go to sleep and that’s about twenty minutes from now so what better to do than do one of these.

just for reference, here’s been the hiyo counter since i’ve activated it on february seventh 2001 per day: 9.2.5.10.11.0.3.4.8.12.8.10.7.6.5.7.20.64.

that 64 was today starting from midnight to midnight. about 60 hits were recorded from the hours 10pm to 3am. not bad i say. this is how it happened.

the other 15 or so of those hits were by associates checking out fiesta or what was happening with hitoshi or something. and all those previous hits from days past have been the same dozen people coming to visit every now and again. how the heck did we get 60 hits from strangers? co-president of hiyo.international has been working very hard in the marketing department (yeah we need more staff) and one of his ideas was to go into yahoo! chat and tell as many people as he could about how cool hiyo.org was. he spent a looooong time on this, on several different days and he got one, maybe two hits. he messages me at 10 or 11pm last night to tell me he’s off to do some more advertising and so i decide to help him out.

our initial game plan was this: for every topic that was brought up in any given room, we’d say, ‘you know where there’s a lot of information on [that subject]? hiyo.org!’

we’d continue, ‘they have so much information on it and it is really an invaluable resource!’

zero hits.

i’d be some stranger and say, ‘what’s hiyo.org? oh really? that sounds really cool, i think i’ll check it out. hey! i just went to that site hiyo.org you were talking about. it’s really cool! you weren’t kidding!’

zero hits.

co-pres was getting desperate, ‘ok, i’ll make a deal with all of you. for any person that goes to hiyo.org and signs the guess?book i’ll personally chop off my left foot, walk over to your house, do a little dance on your porch with a bowl of wontons on my head. you’ll have a new left foot and you’ll be one bowl of wontons richer!’

zero hits.

we needed an even newer game plan. we go into our many 20th room (texas~teens) and co-pres is like, ‘hey have you guys heard about this site hiyo.org?’

zero hits.

‘it has all sorts of information of texas that is really interesting. that’s hiyo.org in case you missed it!’

zero hits.

i decided to be a little ambitious, ‘gee, you seem to be a little eager to get us to go to your site. it’s porn isn’t it?’

‘what? no. it’s all about texas i swear. it’s not porn.’

‘hey i went to your site and i saw pictures of naked girls. it is porn!’

three hits.

‘ok, i confess. it’s porn. i was just trying to get people to go to my free porn site by disguising it as a texas info site. i’ve blown my cover.’

4 hits.

we milked the room so we decide to move on. i comment to co-pres that maybe we’ve found our niche. next room: ‘hey anyone like porn? find lots of free porn at hiyo.org!’

2 hits.

we couldn’t get more than just a couple of hits from each room so we decided to bring out the big guns. we travelled to the user created room: ‘14 year old gay boys jerk off in here’.

co pres: ‘hey anyone know where i can get some free gay porn?’

me: ‘i know two sites. raythegaybayfisherman.com and hiyo.org’

co pres: ‘the latter sounds familiar? is it famous?’

me: ‘yeah they’re the pioneer of free gay porn sites’

vladimir_zardorff: ‘do they have videos you can download?’

and that my friends freaked me out.

8 hits.

then again…

the few next rooms, ‘naughty teen home alone’, ‘guys ask girls anything’ we say, ‘i just saw my sixteen year old neighbour ******** herself through her window! see her pics at hiyo.org’ and ‘my little sister was ****** her best friend and i caught them! they let me take pictures! see them at hiyo.org!’

30 hits.

oh my. it was like sensory over load. 60 hits in a couple hours. we have never see that before. gee whiz. well my clothes are done, so in a nutshell, we soon stopped due to technical difficulties, and the moral is: there are a lot of messed up people in this world. the second moral is: all you girls stay away from my sister. she’s not like that.

sorry for all the typos and really bad english here, i was a young uneducated lad back in the day. i guess not much has changed since then though. i posted a new mspmky! what an epic story i’m telling!

Umbra sale

Umbra sale! Ooh! I want to buy cute trash bins and curvy coffee tables!

I’m a bleeder… that doesn’t sound right

i have got to have one of the pairs of most annoying lips… ever! my lips peel, crack and bleed like a mofo. it’s absolutely insane and there’s nothing i can do about it. i can drink gallons of water, apply sticks of lip moisturizer. and my lips will continue to peel, crack and bleed. i’m plagued with these annoying lips year round, but the process is accelerated during the cold dry winter months. it’s almost as if the tubes in my face which supply moisture to my lips have been cut off, like a vasectomy type procedure.

i’ll have finished a french fry, or a sip of juice and i go to wipe my face with the back of my hand. i look down, and there’s a big chunk of my lip, a thick layer of skin that had been dangling connected my a few ionic bonds or whatever ripped away from the gentle friction of my face. i press my lip with my other hand to inspect the situation. a little pool of blood appears on my hand because my lip has already started bleeding! dammit!

well, in the time i’ve typed this, it seems like my lip has healed up for now. at least i know that my white blood cells have free travel to my lips…. lousy piece of crap lips. and don’t tell me i need to drink more, i drank so much yesterday, i spent the whole morning relieving myself.

let’s talk about juice! at work, for lunch, i usually drink one juice box of mccain orange juice (250mL per box). but because of some complications, this week i’ve been drinking minute maid (a coca cola company) orange juice (200mL per box). you see that? 50mL difference! it doesn’t seem like much, but that’s a whole fifth of my mccain serving that i’m not getting! so needless to say, after eating my lunch and going through a minute maid juice box, i feel like i have a empty space (in my stomach from 50mL less orange juice). and no doubt, i need to fill this empty space, so i need to drink a second minute maid box. but at that point, i’m like dammit, i just drank 400mL to replace 250mL of orange juice. that doesn’t make much sense. i don’t know where i was going with this, other than to say, man i feel like i just wasted 150mL of juice.

these are the posts you get when i blog during my lunch break. well, back to work now!

Survivor Woburn is here (then again…)

Survivor Woburn 2003

This January, I will attempt to run a web-game of Survivor with players from my old high school.

Always wanted to get CJ back for stabbing you in the back the last time you made an alliance? Here’s your chance!
I know how competitive all us giftees are. With Will’s survivor, Iron Chef, World Cup soccer tourney, and all the sports and video games, it seems that giftees really like beating the snot out of each other.
Well, following that trend, I’d like to invite you all to play a new online version of Survivor Woburn (giftee grad class of 2001!)!!!
The game is in its preliminary planning stages, and at this time, we need 16 contestants to form two tribes. The game will pretty much play out just like the CBS’ Survivor except most of the immunity challenges will be Woburn based.
The game is sure to bring back all those high school memories that you otherwise would have quickly forgotten.
Do you think you could be Top Dog Giftee? Reply to tell me that you’re interested in the game! Entry is free, and if you’re the survivor, you’ll win like 10 bucks or something. Whatever I can muster up!
And even if you don’t get to play, be sure to follow the game once it starts. It’s sure to be entertaining!

Some details on Survivor Woburn:
The game starts with two tribes of 8 players. The game will last around 45 days or so with a player getting booted out of the game every three days (or so). Immunity challenges will be disclosed on the website every three days and will be due within the next 24 hours. You submit immunity challenges to me via email. Then once it is decided who gets immunity, one player will be voted off within 24 hours.
You’ll need to do immunity challenges if you’re in the game, once every three days (obviously). They shouldn’t take you more than 15-30 minutes to do one, but you can of course spend more time if you think it’ll give you a better chance of winning the immunity. And there will be penalties for missing challenges. All attempts will be made to have entertaining immunity challenges. There won’t be anything like eat a spoonful of mustard.
The game will have visitor interaction through a commenting system as well as a discussion board.
The game will hopefully start right after new years when the university winter terms are starting up.
Feel free to direct any questions/concerns you have to me.
Cheer cheer for Woburn! Cheer with allllllll your might! (you’d better all know how the rest of that goes!)

followup forum post here. leave comments

Soooo hungry

I am one hungry hungry man.