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I tells ya, my electronic projects are coming along. By the end of the year, my dream machine computer will be near completion. That is if I don’t just go out and get the Sony desktop which already surpasses my crap dream machine. But with a new dvd drive loaded and a new hard disk and subwoofer on the way, I’m getting primed for some good video gameness. Not to forget my my new home theatre back home. You won’t believe the difference component cables make. Now all i need is a ps2 (coming in the mail!), surround sound, and a progressive scan dvd machine. But enough of my excitement.

So I think this is the first evening I’ve spent in the ’sauga ’shouse in almost two weeks. But it’s been totally great. I’ve burned at least 200 litres of gas (both from my car and from my butt… oh sooo gassy!) and there really isn’t anything like driving with cruise control. But I think the zoot scoot vroom vroom lifestyle was starting to wear me down. I dozed off at the wheel, and when I woke up 3 seconds later, I realized that I’d better get into bed. So, I’m back on my rigorous 9pm bedtime schedule.

I’ve been to Waterloo seven times in the past week and a half, usually just for a quick meal, then off to the saugs. Want me to visit YOUR southern ontario university? I’ll do it! just tell me when to visit and I’ll be there in a snap! (As fast as cruise control will take me).

Ok, I’m totally going to start shopping for a webhost now that my computer works again. Want to sponsor hiyo.org? I know you do!

I guess I’ll recap what’s been going on since I miss this site. I bought rap tix for three reg season games! Whoo! Totally exciting. I got an AMEX so i can buy rap tix a week earlier than everyone else! That’s totally key. My new camera is insanely wicked. But I’ve lost the uplink cable already. Can you imagine how annoying that is? I made a short film with hitoshi entitled hizzo. You should watch it if you get the chance. The christmas break is looking to be a really memorable experience. Just some loose ends to tie up, and we’ll be ready to get dirrty!

Dammit! I just got seafood sauce in my keyboard. AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AA AAAARRR RRRRRRR RRR RGGGGGGG GG GGGGGGG HH HHHHH HHHH!!!!! *pant pant* I hate my life! Why am i even alive!?!?!?!? This is the worst moment in the history of the universe! Seafood sauce in the keyboard!?!!?!? There’s nothing worse that can actually happen!!!!!! Excuse me while I have a fit away from the computer as not so smash it in an incredible hulk type rage. Bie!

Here’s something incredibly useful which most people would benefit from installing. The Google Toolbar! It’s a little add on to your internet explorer GUI which lets you search google, the website you’re on, highlight important words on any site and a lot of other nifty things. It really saves me a lot of time by just keeping me from having to go to google.com to search.

And it auto updates itself. They have a new feature where the toolbar will detect when your computer is idle but online, and will use the power of your CPU during this idle time to do research calculations.

The first beneficiary of this effort is Folding@home, a non-profit research project at Stanford University that is trying to understand the structure of proteins so they can develop better treatments for a number of illnesses.

I think this is totally cool. That’s it for now. Uploading pictures of the weekend!

[cue music!] Turkey time! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da turkey time! Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-dooo turkey time! It’s turkey time! Toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! Frank you! Frank you.

When I’m starving and I just want to stuff handful after handful of food into my mouth, there isn’t anything I can think of better than thanksgiving (or christmas!) turkey with all the fixin’s. There’s just something about two slices of oven roasted turkey wrapping globs of cranberries, stuffing and a lot of gravy as it’s being crammed down my throat by the next bite (squished up ball) or turkey. There’s just not enough time in my short life to chew. It’s a lot happier in my stomach.

With that said, it’s clear that I’m excited about thanksgiving (which americans celebrate in a month… go fig. While I eat turkey, they celebrate fallen soldiers… again.). That shouldn’t take away from what a great weekend this will be. Aside from my being busy like it’s nobody’s business (I’ll be so busy, don’t ask me why… none of your business!… Ha!), I’ll be desperately trying to enjoy myself. That probably won’t happen until turkey time (cue song again)… But that’s ok. I have a lot of people to see and I have to plan my fun in the sun! And play a lot of video games (which i’ve been aching to play so bad… at the moment I actually want video games more than women! can you imagine?? Someone please help me. I think I’ve gone craaaazaaaay.-download the eminem album to get the quote).

Jeez, rambling already. Anyhoo, catch ya later daddy-os.

Wow, I dreamt I jumped out of a moving car on the road for absolutely no reason (i think i thought to my self, “Hey, let’s jump out of this moving car”), totally smashed another car in the process, had to go and get a lot of shouting put in my ear, felt bad because I wouldn’t be able to drive again and then woke up. There’s nothing like that moment when you have that feeling for pure relief that your car is okay. For that one moment, I was as happy as I can get. Because, you know, I’m going home today and I’m going to drive around. And I guarantee that I won’t be jumping out of the car for any reason this weekend. I love my car. So pretty.

Get this: A New York radio station disc jockey has Justin Timberlake in the studio for an interview. He has a new solo single out which he’s promoting, although I think it’s one of the worst songs he could possibly make. Anyways…. So the DJ is pressing on Justin for some juicy gossip. So, have you ever performed oral sex on britney when you two were going out? But to the displeasure of all of the world, he wouldn’t answer the question. But then this is where you realize that a NYDJ has a power that no other on the planet has. He can make you popular. He makes this offer to Justin. If you answer this question, I’ll spin your new song THIRTY extra times this week. And when you’re the guy that’s trying to make it big without the support of Lance Bass and Joey Fatone, you gotta take your breaks where you can get them. So of course his response is, “Fine. Yes, I did it. Man, I’m in so much trouble now…”

Oooooooohhhhh yesssssss….. That’s the news of the century. Add to that, Britney’s love of lesbian porn (it’s true! she loves jenna jameson especially!) and her frequenting several strip clubs all across the world, and I think even doing some amateur nights (deet deet!). I think it’s becoming clear.

Britney is such a skank! Ahahahahahah! America can’t wait to buy your next porn video! Ahahahahaha! Pure gold! Although I don’t really like britney, a little britney porn never hurt nobody. So if you’re one of the few million that’s banging britney, make sure you videotape it and sell it on the internet! Instant millionaire, I’m telling you.