Alright! I’m out from the internetless abyss. This is the first time in a few years I’ve had to use dial up… but I’m not complaining because it’s freeeeeeeeeeee. Three months free with AOL which is a pretty good deal. So i’m really really really really bored. I spent my entire evening getting my phone line to work (since I would be internet deprived without it). Good nooz, it werks and I’m online! Now if only I would get something done for the battle royale. That sounds like something for tomorrow… which means check it next week! Whoo!
Monthly Archive for August, 2002
Battle Royale! Get to it! The next big thing in weblog gaming! Only at hiyo.org!
Hey, what ever ha-happened to cap’n planet? It was an old cartoon created by good ol’ ted turner who wanted to create a kids show that combined entertainment, education and i guess protecting the environment. The five planeteers could use their rings to utilize the power of Gaia and summon green skinned, spandexed crew cut cap’n planet! his catch phrase, “the power is YOURS” was surprisingly catchy.
“THE POWER IS YOURS” is one of my favorite expressions because it captures the extraordinary ability of one person to make a change.
You tell ‘em cap’n!! Oh man, from his theme: Check him out, you’re gonna see He’s the Mega-mac Daddy of ecology! Man! That is pure genius. Although those tight pants probably meant he would be too bunched up to be interested, I’m sure Captain Planet would have made the BEST pimp. Oh yess, his prostitutes would use environmentally friendly condoms, and a 10% discount if you recycle. Heck, he’d use the three R’s with his hoes. And of course, he would only let his girls go up to cars where the interested parties were carpooling. You know, because Cap’n Daddy can’t stand pollutions… Looting and pollutin’ is not the way, here’s what captain planet has to say: the power is yourrrs!!! Aheoheaoahe. Oh! Did i forget to mention that Gaia was originally portrayed by the Whoopster? Oh yess, and one of the villians was Martin Sheen, while that hot piece of meat Russian Planeteer was Meg Ryan! That’s all star material! Go Cap’n!
I found some cheap webspace hosting yesterday. Maybe I can scrounge up the cash to get hiyo.org a perma-server. Then hitoshi’s site won’t have to be so banner ugly. Sigh… too much work to do.