Interesting things pop into my mind and random moments. I’ll share one here. Imagine that the hiyo.orgers were sent to a desert island with this in mind. Each of us would have a weapon of our choice and at the end of a month, if there was more than one of us still alive, we would all be killed. In effect, to survive past that month, you had to be the only survivor.
This is the premise behind hiyo.org Battle Royale!… link coming soon… Since I don’t have the cash on hand to fly us to a desert island, instead we’re going to fictionalize (ha!) this situation and we’ll see which one of the hiyo.orgers can survive the death trap. There will be a poll to let readers have their say as to who should win and get to live. The contest will be brutal. It will tear man down to his most basic instincts. And only the strongest will survive! (i.e., since I’m writing it, all my friends will die! tee hee!)
God I’m morbid. Die simon! Die die die!! Aahahahahahahah!
I am faced with what might be the the most difficult decision I may ever experience. I shall break down the options here:
Option One:
- take a boring drive up north a few hundred clicks in a sweat hot car
- set up tents, go fission, make sandwiches without miracle whip so that we don’t get attacked by bears
- locate and destroy mosquito queen
- fend off hordes of mosquitoes out for revenge for me committing regicide
- roast mashimaros over an open fire.. mmm
- find a prize buck and haul it’s body into my pickup truck so that i can mount its head on my wall at a later date
Option Two:
- avoid option one like the plague.
- haha, just kidding, there’s more, there’s more…
- go the fanboy route and go shoppang for comic books.
- locate a destroy borg queen
- fend off hordes of trekkies out for revenge for me killing their jerk-off material
- find a prize limited edition foil/holigram signed and authenticated number one issue with origin comic book and put it in my back pack so i can put it in a protective cover later
- finish off my collections of spawnie guy and alpha flight (the un-americans)
- go home with an empty wallet
I am honestly torn. do i go to the comic con i’ve been waiting two years to go to (i missed a year! OMGOMGOMG!!) do i instead go camping so that I can sleep on dirt? Yeah, i dunno.
I realized I did some hiyo brainstorming one night a month ago, and never mentioned the results of the session anywhere. I’d like to think that we can do more stuff on the good ‘ol HO. Here are the things that are almost in the works. Tell me if you have more ideas or can help with some of the things or have questions. Long live hiyo.org! Whoooooo!
Ha! I haven’t done a thing here, but I did a lot of work for the ol’ site a few weeks ago that I just never got around to finishing. I am now in full gear exam mode. Study fart!
The big thing on campus now is shavin’ heads for cancer. I already know eight people that have done it so far and a whole bunch of others that I don’t know. My friend was talking about how she wouldn’t give five bucks for cancer, because that doesn’t even buy one of those cancer doctors lunch. Sure, cancer research is ’spensive stuff don’t they keep telling us that every dollar counts?
The problem with this whole fundraising thing is that there are just way too many causes that we should be contributing to. Diseases, homeless children, families of war victims, furry animals, old trees… i could give a dollar to every not for profit organization and i would instantly go bankrupt. How am i decide who gets my money and who doesn’t get that chance to live a bit longer? What will go a lot farther than my few hundred dollars is my lifestyle.
I call out to everyone to wise up and use preventitive measures to reduce the impact of today’s world problems. Don’t give anyone a VD… no one give oral sex to a prostitute; give to your daily food bank, don’t litter, recycle. Too bad that there are too many Americans on this planet who are screwing everything up for the rest of us. Damn yanks.
On a side note, party this summer! I’m hosting! Whooooooo! Summertime lovin’!