Monthly Archive for April, 2002

After four months of peace, the dragon returned to look me square in the eye

Here it comes. It’s coming down to the end of the line for me. Once again, I come face-to-face with going back to school. This really isn’t anything new to me, as i’ve had to go back to school very very often. I spent two of my summers learning different languages, and spent three-quarters of the last four months learning how to bust into your computer through the internet and steal all your good pornography. I really don’t understand myself. I can’t seem to find myself outside of a classroom setting. But with now being locked into this co-op system, perhaps I can finally have full months of breaks from class. Too bad that won’t be for at least another four months.

As my parents plan their trip to portugal and I plan, with some some degree of detail, how I want to trash my house in their absence, I also have to plan and prepare myself for the next three and a half months or so of school. To me, it is preparing my mind by letting it enjoy life to the greatest extent that my conservative personality and morals will allow. Whether that’s fully engrossing myself in the NBA and NHL playoffs and screaming at every bad call and every shot made, or finding unique places to observe some of Toronto’s finest ladies, I find myself with a man with too much to do and so little time to do it. Hey, did you think of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen after reading that last line? So little time was the name of their last series. But between waking up at 6:30 to go to work, and getting home at 7 from work, I usually realize that I’m too tired to do anything. And I usually end up doing nothing. This of course despite the fact that I have so much to do. TV is probably too distracting for me. There’s always something I HAVE to watch each day and with shows and sporting events dragged out to ridiculously long amounts of time, I am rarely free to do anything for the rest of the day.

Sigh, this was more for me to write than for anyone to read. My hectic upcoming week is surely to completely wear me out, as has this whole time away from school, and unlike sportmen that take the entire off-season to rest and relax, I don’t think it will be possible for me to be fresh at the beginning of this season. But if anyone is willing to help me, and will send over some cheerleaders to bring me some energy between the covers of the books and perhaps between the sheets too, I’ll gladly accept.

Hmmm, also, despite how tired I was all last week, I have been almost never-endingly happy for several reasons. It basically comes down to: The Raptors are wicked! Canadian hockey teams are wicked(Sens still suck though… boo sens boo!)!! And most importantly, women are wicked. Maxim magazine claims it is the best thing to happen to men since women. I contest that nothing will ever be able to reach such a level of unbelievable wickedness. My goodness, sooooooo wicked. Thank you. And I suggest that everyone go out and thank at least one woman, you don’t have to know her, for being so incredibly wicked. I know I already have. Twice.

More like Fabo-crappy!

I’ve had that dumb Oops song by Tweet stuck in my head. Here’s why. I’m paraphrasing.
Tweet: Oops, look how much of a naughty girl I am, I’m not wearing a shirt! Oops, damn, I must be some dirty ass skank, look at me, i’m not wearing a skirt anymore. Oops, damn damn damn, I’m so dirty, this is such a dirty song, dirtiest ever. I’m not wearing a shirt or a skirt. Oops, that sure is dirty. Oops. I sure have shocked all you momma’s mommas.
Fabolous: F-A…B-O…L-O…U-S… Oops, I just blew my load all over your face… stupid biyotch.

I was like, what? Where did that come from Fabolous? The guy who has to spell his name every time he gets. To cut down a lot of ranting and screaming, Fabolous is my new hero.

I’m in a good mood, after being in a really sour mood yesterday (raps… sniff). After quite a bit of digging, I found the solution for my busted Dreamcast. I couldn’t turn it on for the past few days, and as a result, my tamagotchi-style Seaman died. I didn’t feed it. And it was freezing because i couldn’t turn on the heat. Sigh, so i started all over tonight. I also stumbled upon Linux for Dreamcast. It loads the Linux OS onto the Dreamcast, and features a fully functioning C++ compiler, and other sorts of Linuxy goodness. Oh my, I need to spend my time playing real games.

Watched Smallville, huh?

I get home after a wicked raptors game and FREE PIZZA and the icq reviews are in:

“OH SHIT! I HOPE YOU WERE WATCHING SUPERMAN!!!!”

” …SMALLVILLE…LANA…EPISODE…OH MY GOD!!!!!!!…RED IS MY NEW FAVORITE COLOUR!!!!!!!!!!”

“oh my god oh my god oh my god…. I think I just had 18 orgasms…. ohgodohgodohgod!!!!!!!!!…oh godohgodohgodohgod!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god!!!!!!!!!!…I think I broke my brain…..oh my god she is so hot so hot so hot….. I think my penis is going to burst….. oh dear god…. she is so friggin’ hot…….. oh god oh god oh god….. oh god oh god oh god……… oh my goodness… this is even better than the DA’s wherre jessie is in heat….. I think I don’t have enough semen in my body for this very moment…oh my god……. this is such a wicked show….. I think I might explode….. “

and of course cj: “she looked nice in that bad girl outfit. ” Apparently he failed to notice Kristin Kreuk’s hot hot hot hot hot hot hot body gettting all naked for the camera and giving every heterosexual watching the show about sixteen boners each. Go fig huh?

And with my current lucky streak (the pacers lost today, tying the raps for the last playoff spot!!!!), kristin, jessica and rachel would have to all come to my house and do that smallville scene for me to get any luckier. Oh my goodness that was such a wicked show. If you missed it, download it off of Kazaa. Please note, realizing that Kristin Kreuk is Canada’s hottest 20 year old that you’ll ever lay your lucky eyes on, is a prerequisite for enjoying this episode. Damn damn damn. It’s times like this, when being a fanboy really does pay off.

Oh! And adding to my recent streak of never ending joy, I’m making several hundred dollars a week now, so that i have some party funds when university starts up again, and i have never in my life anticipated a movie as much as your friendly neighbourhood spider guy. May third is going to be wicked. Come up to uni town, we’re all getting together to be blown away by spidey’s sheer coolness.

Skylines and WATCH SMALLVILLE

Wow, things keep on coming my way. Last weekend, after previously searching about 200 different stores, wading through about 5000 hot wheels, and not finding more than one Nissan Skyline, I found four! Boy, did I snatch them up quickly. They’re totally wicked. Yesterday, Maryland (who i’ve been cheering for since before this season started, because I just had this feeling that it would be the right thing to do) won the national championship. They had me worried about half way through, when they let a 12 point lead become a 14 point turnaround. But they didn’t let me down after finishing the game with a 25-8 run. I’m just about to start four days of robo competititon goodness. It’s all about the robo hunnies, and the rotund booties, but i don’t think the Canadian teams work too hard to get fine ass chicks on the teams. Because Woburn hasn’t gotten it right in five tries either. But you gotta have faith. The only bad thing so far is I can’t make it to the Bull-Raps tomorrow because of robo stuff. That is killing me inside. However, what EASILY makes up for it, it the newest episode of Smallville. Which in my opinion (and rightly so), is THE BEST episode of any show in the history of the universe. Dark Angel would seriously need to get Jessica Alba into some truly hot and heavy lesbo-porno action to even compare to this episode. This was the episode to end ALL episodes! Hot damn. If the devil himself came up to me and told me that he’d make an episode of Smallville where Kristin Kreuk become a ho, but it would cost my right arm, I’d go ahead and tell him to chop off an arm, and both legs (… i thought about chopping off the other arm, but upon reflection, I figured I needed it). It was that good for me. Most probably won’t agree with me, but someone (writer for smallville) decided to grant a wish that I hadn’t even made. But now, i’m making wishes left, right and center. So when you see S Club splitting up, and Rachel can only make ends meet by going into the lesbian-porno and benny-porno industry, I think you’ll know who’s amazing streak of good luck you’ll have to thank.

On a somewhat related matter, did you see the Maryland-Indiana game? I didn’t really notice for the rest of the tournament, but every single player was wearing the same red-white Nike Shox BB4 shoe. You’d think that if Nike wanted to promote the boing shoe, they would have given them the current Shox. Oh well. Gooooooodness gracious… Smallville, this Wednesday at 8 o’clock on Global. Set your VCRS. Never thought you could orgasm fifteen times in two minutes? This will prove you wrong.

Only I can truly appreciate my hard work on this

This website is slowly coming around. You likely cannot tell, but I’ve rewritten this site (except the blogs) from scratch. It looks the same, but I did it a different way, and it should work for the most part now. I just started a new page that talks all about me. It’s on the side there, and I’ll add to it everytime I want to catalog a piece of information I believe represents my life so far up to this point. It’s more fun to write to read, because I feel like I just want to get it out there. And instead of writing it down on paper, it’s a lot more fun to type it out with the ability to edit and all the fun things the internet lets you do.

And when I have a good 5 hours or so, I’ll devote it to working on this site and the oh so fun rantie page.