It’s a website!
A lot of things have been going my way recently. Aside from the subject of the previous post of course. The raptors have won five in a row, the terps are one game from winning the national championships, and I have a brand spanking new watch. Considering how boring my life is right now, these things have been the spice in my otherwise plain bowl of white rice.
I’m a terps fan too! Go Terps!
This is probably the most interesting thing that has ever happened to me. I was taking a shower just now, and just as I was about to finish my shower, I fainted. I woke up lying against the tile wall, with cool water spraying all over my face. I have no idea how long I was out for. The wierd thing is I wonder how I fell down. I was sitting pretty comfortably, with my back rested and my legs spread out across the bathtub. My tub has a giant faucet protruding out of the wall, and I was rested conveniently right next to it. The very first thing I checked was for giant scrape marks against my back, and there was nothing. I felt my head for bumps and I couldn’t find any. I was a little disoriented at first (imagine waking up from a good long sleep in the shower), but once I figured out where I was, i quickly got up, turned the water to very cold, made sure I was awake and then ended my shower. Just thinking, I could have easily gotten a concussion, fallen into a coma, or even died. I could have banged up my head real good, or choked on the water coming down into my mouth in my state of unconsciousness. Freaky stuff. Just imagine, that this site would never get any more posts. Good thing simon knows the password to fix up all the hiyo.org stuff.
Linked lists! Whoo!
class yourmomma(char*, bool, bool, *yourmomma)
{
char* name=”";
bool fat=false;
bool ugly=false;
yourmomma*previous=0;
}
void main()
{
yourmomma * temp = 0;
yourmomma * yourmom = 0;
yourmom = new yourmomma(”indiana pacers”, true, true, 0);
temp = yourmom;
yourmom = new yourmomma(”charlotte hornets”, true, true, temp);
temp = yourmom;
yourmom = new yourmomma(”washington wizards”, true, true, temp);
temp = yourmom;
while (temp->previous!=0)
{
cout << "Hey " << temp->name << "! Your mom is";
if (temp->ugly = false)
cout << " not";
cout << " ugly and ";
if (temp->fat = false)
cout << " not";
cout << " fat!";
temp = temp->previous;
}
}
Oooh, boy, that’s messy code, but OH DIS to all the teams digging for the last few eastern playoff spots! my program just called all your moms fat and ugly! Ohhh! dissss!!! GO RAPTORS GO!!! WHOOOOO
It works with yourmom = new yourmomma(”Hitoshi”, true, true, temp); too. go figure eh?
The internet has probably more potential to be insanely funny with the right amount of effort than an airbag going off in one of those little clown cars. The key is taking advantage of the idiots and generally less informed percentage of internet users. This typically can be more frustrating than anything. Like people outbidding me on ebay on an item i’m about to win, by bidding an amount greater than they can just buy it online for. It’s jerks like that with too much money that really strike a nerve with me.
If you can overlook how extremely annoying most people are, you soon realize that nothing is more entertaining than interaction with people online. Whether it be in chat rooms, message boards or however you can get your kicks.
If the Yahoo! empire was suddenly the only place left on the internet, I could still find a way to be happy. I’ve previously cited from hilarious Yahoo! chat sessions I’ve had with my other half. But just recently I’ve realized the potential of personal ad services. I’ve just started posting ads today, but once I find some of the better ones, I’m sure I’ll be able to use my halfwit to generate some interest and perhaps some serious takers. I’m currently searching for a young woman interested in creating a threesome situation. Horny kids are my saviour when there’s nothing on TV.
I’ve recently been spending the free time i have playing with my seamen. I like to tickle them, and talk to them, and tell them all about my life. They love to shoot out of their little tank. They’re so full of energy. So cute. Little fuzzie bunnies.
Oh! Shiznit! I just had a great idea! I’ll use pictures of rabbits to pick up hunnies online! Brilliant! That’s a surefire way to hide from women my lack of personality and ugly ugly face. I’m going to be matched up today!
Hey! Check this out! Amazon.com is helping robo! Whoo! You can guy a Segway Human Transporter if you’ll outbid the guys paying 100 gs USD! Whooie. The guy who runs the robo competition was basically the inventor of the HT and if you buy a first edition, the proceeds help fund the robo competition. The very first robo competition Canadian regional is just nine days away! It’s in mississauga, so I know you’ll all make some time to go out and check out the robo-hunnies. Because that’s what robo is all about.
I’ve recently found a webring of bloggers enrolled in my university. As you’d expect, most of the kiddies are comp sci or arts students. Some of them are pretty funny and good reads, but for it to truly be interesting, you sort of have to be on the in and in. Oh well, I don’t think I’ll read any of them frequently, but that’s only because I can only read so much in one day. I miss my blog. It needs some much deserved TLC.
I’ll just tell you about my latest fad! Boughetto! If you got an expensive weave - That’s boughetto! Spend six hundred on weed - That’s boughetto! Benz while ya sittin on D’s - That’s boughetto! Tell em what’s boughetto - Bourgeois and ghetto!