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on air canada flight ac3030 i watched three inflight movies. one was released just five months ago, Heartbreakers, starring the stacked though quite narstay jennifer love hewitt and the quite narstay Sigourney Weaver

Comedy and Romance HEARTBREAKERS follows Max (Sigourney Weaver) and Page (Jennifer Love Hewitt), a mother and daughter who are expert grifters, through one after another of their perfectly executed scams. Max gets wealthy men to fall in love with her and marry her, then Page seduces them, setting up grounds for Max to divorce them and cash out. HEARTBREAKERS is a fun, fast-moving comedy directed by David Mirkin.

anyways, the film had to be edited for content and length and whatnot so that it could be shown on the airplane screens. aside from the typical censoring of “offensive language” done by voice actors that sounded like the speaking actor, these are the other two things i noticed:
In a few scenes, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s tank tops were so low cut giving her so much cleavage of her jinormous rack, another shirt, that obviously wasn’t low cut at all, was edited in digitally with computers.
A Michaelangelo’s David-esque statue needed a computer generated leaf made of stone to conceal his rock hard wang. The penis was knocked off the statue during a scene where the statue was being moved and the actors held the penis in clear view of the cameras and was not edited out. At that point I wanted to jump out of my seat and scream, “Hey Goober! Where’s the continuity in this scene!?!?!?”

You know you’ve got too much breasts for hollywood when your breasts need to be edited out of a scene in a movie that you have been cast in just for your secks appeal. Hey Jennifer, don’t worry, the kids will still buy your porn movies. The films would probably get better critic reviews because they wouldn’t have to look at your narstay face for as much of it.